Meera Reed and Frog.

Run, froggy, run! Run for your life! She may be smiling at you, but she's going to impale you on her trident and serve you as the dinner tonight!

Meera Reed, the beauty of the swamps. She's a character of the A Song of Ice and Fire saga by George R.R. Martin. She has an annoying brother- Jojen- and knows how to "net and trident" better than any Roman gladiator. Ask the frogs if you're not convinced.

Dedicated to Sir Heartsalot, [link]